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10. We have no way of getting there.
9. We are too busy at home with the Maple Syrup Season.
8. After 136 Years, we are still copying off France.
7. Saddam's name pronounced backwards is "Mad Ass". We'll stay away from him.
6. There is only limited potential for sales of Canadian Bacon in Iraq after the war.
5. Our Sea King Helicopter was damaged and needs repairs.
4. Celine Dionne can't sing to the troops because she has a contract in Las Vegas
3. The Rivers in Iraq are too shallow for our War Canoes.
2. Lousy hockey in Iraq at this time of year
1. Our army is needed at home in case of another snow storm in Toronto.
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