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I have been thinking that since tommorow is the last day of school, I'm happy, but I'm so tierd. I just need more sleep, liek at least 45 hours a day. I was mad when people translated thing incorrectly, so I found a bunch...

In a hotel in Athens:

"Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily."

In a Paris hotel elevator:

"Please leave your values at the front desk."

In a Japanese hotel:

"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:

"You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday."

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:

"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."

Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:

"Ladies may have a fit upstairs."

In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:

"Drop your trousers here for best results."

In a Rhodes tailor shop:

"Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation."

Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly:

"There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years."

In a Rome laundry:

"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time."

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:

"We take your bags and send them in all directions."

On the door of a Moscow hotel room:

"If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it."

In the office of a Roman doctor:

"Specialist in women and other diseases."